Southern Lady Code : essays

Summary:

"A fiercely funny collection of essays on marriage and manners, thank you notes and three-ways, ghosts, gunshots, gynecology, and the Calgon-scented, onion-dipped, monogrammed art of living as a Southern Lady" -- Provided by publisher.

Record details

ISBN: 9780385543897
ISBN: 0385543891
ISBN: 9780385543903 (ebook)
Physical Description: xii, 203 pages ; 20 cm
Edition: First edition.
Publisher: New York : Doubleday, [2019]

Content descriptions

Formatted Contents Note:

Making a marriage magically tidy -- Topeka three-way -- How to stay happily married -- Free to be...you and me (and childfree) -- Room of one's own (that's full of gay men) -- Other woman's Burberry coat -- Peggy Sue got marijuana -- What every girl should learn from ABC's The bachelor -- Ghost experience -- Party foul -- Today was a good day -- Straighten up and fly right. -- Halloween people -- Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1979 -- How to be the best guest -- When to write a thank-you note -- An Emily Post for the apocalypse -- How I watch pornography like a lady -- Dumb boobs -- Young ladies, listen to me -- Seven things I'm doing instead of a neck lift -- Serious women -- That kind of woman.